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huckleberry was looking for the secret magic island from Lost so he could set up a missionary there and bring them the saving message of the lord jesus christ.

Tell the truth.
You had 12 rounds at the airport bar together, missed both your flights, and spent the night in the same room at the Miami Hilton.

Dammit! How many wonkette informants is Huckleberry gonna get?

"Speeches don't put food on the table. Speeches don't fill up your tank or fill your prescription or do anything about that stack of bills that keeps you up at night."

Seems like this one did all that, Hillary.

"Holiness, The Plane! Holiness, The Plane"!

A man who carries his own bag is not ready for "The Show"

@Serolf Divad: fucking brilliant! (btw, can I PLEASE use your McCain-Lieberman/ Oceania-Eastasia artwork for a bumpersticker? did I say PLEASE?) :)

That's where he is outsourcing his campaign.

@swami ji:
You have my permission. Go crazy!

Dollars to donuts Huck stuffed all his speechifying proceeds down the front of some South Beach go-go boys' thong. Just sayin'

aw shit, i thought that was taken at an AA meeting.

Mikey G. is totally cute.

Any strange smells or white powder leaking from that blue suitcase?

I'm sure Mikey G's breath smelled no worse than Huck's post-Jerk Squirrel breath.

Actually, his trip was part of a daring and brilliant campaign maneuver. You see, he was in secret negotiations with Caymanese criminal elements to arrange shipment of a blonde college bimbette from Arkansas to the islands, where she will be promptly 'disappeared.' Following this, Pastor Mike will set up permanent camp in the darkie (and Dutchie) infested tropics, from whence he will receive 24 hour cable coverage from now until he sweeps the election in November because no one can remember the names of any other so-called candidates.

These professional-class Jesusers are a shifty and cunning lot, I tell you. Oh, and generally fat…but definitely shifty.

I wouldn't vote for him, but for faith-based candidate, he doesn't sound completely shit-house rat crazy.

He is definitely the candidate I would most like to have a beer with at the airport lounge.

Let's face it, Obama's probably too cool to hang out with someone like me, Hillary's got issues, and McCain would keep talking about his time in the war.

Mike Huckabee always respects other peoples opinions. Why do people like you act out of hate?

Governor Huckabee was named by Time magazine as one of the top 5 Governors of America because of the awesome job he did during his 10+ years as governor.

But instead, you guys persecute him because he is a Christian? It is people like you who keep trying to make him look like a religious wacko. Mike never tries to lead a discusion about religion. Mike was a dam good leader and true American.

I am a former Marine of 13 years. I vouch for Governor Huckabee 100%

It is time for people to spend a few minutes and look at the candidates accomplishments and abilities, rather than to make un-informed opinions based on hate.

Our nation was founded by men who believed in God. Lets not damn our Nation now just because the best candidate running believes in something you do not.

The writer of this amateur blog is an idiot.

He has probably just been shuffling around the terminal all weekend in flip-flops, muttering to himself and asking everyone if they've seen his corn-cob pipe.

@MarinePatriot: "The writer of this amateur blog is an idiot." Way to avoid "acting out of hate," big guy.

It's called satire. I can understand if the Marine Corps beat your sense of humor out of you, but don't take it out on us.

@MarinePatriot:


Governor Huckabee was named by Time magazine as one of the top 5 Governors of America

You do realize, don't you, that Time Magazine is part of the liberal media establishment that hates God and Baby Jesus, right?

But instead, you guys persecute him because he is a Christian?

No, we persecute him because he's a good Christian who says his prayers every night after drinking his Ovaltine and before going to bed.

Mike never tries to lead a discusion about religion.

Which is great, 'cause we wouldn't want him suggesting that the Constitution needs to be re-written to incorporate Biblical precepts, would we?

I am a former Marine of 13 years. I vouch for Governor Huckabee 100%

Why would I care about a 13 year-old's opinions?

Lets not damn our Nation now just because the best candidate running believes in something you do not.

I guess we're damned, then, 'cause Huckabee's got about as much chance of winning the presidency as a Camel has of getting through a needle's eye.

@MarinePatriot: Whereas making reactionary blanket statements with very little knowledge of the subject matter is the sign of a fully reasoned discourse.

Ooops ... fed the troll.

@MarinePatriot: Our nation was founded by men who believed in God. Lets not damn our Nation now...

I thought our nation was founded by men who believed in apostrophes.

"Aw, I'm sick and tired of you Yankee Peckerheads taking cheap shots all the time", said Rev. Mike "You ain't seen the Fury that Hell don't hath nothing like until you see the dang mess that Chuck Norris makes doing that Kung Fu stuff with a set of boots and spurs on".

is a marine patriot something like a marine biologist?

also "amateur blog"? pshaw, they get paid for this.

@el topo: Marines are not allowed to feel humor, SIR!

From Marine Patriot's profile: "MarinePatriot has no friends." Kinda says it all, don't it?

@el topo: A guy with an Arkie accent wandering around an airport asking people if they know where he put his corn cob? Airport Security would have him doing the "Don't Tase Me, Bro" dance in about 2 seconds.

@MarinePatriot: I still say that "Huckabee" is Arkansan for faith-based hanky-panky.