Maybe Al Gore Can Still Be President!

Exhausted by the Hillary-Obama race? Kind of looking forward to John McCain getting 32% of the vote in November or maybe even dropping out in summertime, giving America a welcome respite from Election 2008? Well, too bad. The Main Stream Media wants you to know that beloved Polar Bear King Albert "Al" Gore may just end up as the Democratic nominee after all, thanks to a "second ballot" at the DNC convention that could give delegates, super delegates and super villain delegates the chance to put those women and minorities back in their rightful place. [ Newsweek ]