Hillary Is President of New Mexico!
Barack's win streak is over at eight! In a sense! After a long, winding, self-indulgent speech, a New Mexico Democratic official -- Brian "Listening To You Is Worse Than Having Cancer Of The" Colon -- just declared Hillary Clinton the winner of the state's caucuses, which were held on Super Tuesday. So itactuallyhappened before Barack's eight-state win streak, but who's counting! Expect a huge Hillary spin rally in the near future, with lots of mariachi children gently strumming in the background. [ CNN ]