David Shuster Will Not Be Staked On Hill Of Hungry Ants After All

This ain't over ... SHUSTERAfter all of his foul hate speech about former First Moppet Chelsea Clinton, David Shuster should just be glad he gets to keep his life. Apparently he will get to keep his job, too! According to an MSNBC spokesperson, Shuster will be permitted to return to work someday, perhaps when Roger is the fourth and final Clinton elected to the nation’s highest office. [The Horse's Mouth]

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