The Christian's Case Against Barack Saddam Hussein Obama

The Fundies are out to get Barack, and they have created a timeline of Barack's Islamic Muslim life on the website MyChurch.org. It features some revealing insight into why Barack Obama, "Son of a Luo Tribesman," plans on blowing up the White House in the name of Muslim Jesus.

In 1936, Barack's grandfather did something with women -- every woman in his Muslim, socialist Luo "village," as it happens:

When Obama's parents got married, they never got married so much as they lied in cahoots with the terrorists :

Point being, "Barack Obama Jr." was never born. Birth, you see, is how Christians enter the earth:

All of this leads to the Thesis: Barack's family would probably shout savagely at the movies while us Christians are trying to watch:

 Barack Hussein Obama [MyChurch]