Wonkette
The Fundies are out to get Barack, and they have created a timeline of Barack’s Islamic Muslim life on the website MyChurch.org. It features some revealing insight into why Barack Obama, “Son of a Luo Tribesman,” plans on blowing up the White House in the name of Muslim Jesus.In 1936, Barack’s grandfather did something with women — every woman in his Muslim, socialist Luo “village,” as it happens:
When Obama’s parents got married, they never got married so much as they lied in cahoots with the terrorists:
Point being, “Barack Obama Jr.” was never born. Birth, you see, is how Christians enter the earth:
All of this leads to the Thesis: Barack’s family would probably shout savagely at the movies while us Christians are trying to watch:
Barack Hussein Obama [MyChurch]
who ever wrote this i hope you some time in your life stop being an asshole but till theni hope you dont breed. you have no idea wat your talking about.
ps. Point being, “Barack Obama Jr.” was never born. Birth, you see, is how Christians enter the earth. Wrong
the emergence of a baby or other young from the body of its mother; the start of life as a physically separate being.correct
How did I not see this when it was first published? Was I just not as obsessed with Wonkette back then?
Just another day back in ‘08.
It takes a village to forge a birth certificate.
Barack Obama is related to Akuma!?
http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/akuma-alpha3-sidefixed.jpg
Also, I’m upset that we didn’t get to learn the middle names of everyone else in his family. Did they not have middle names? Show us the middle names!
Trace: I hear Barack’s Shun Goku Satsu hits 19 times and deals 55% damage.
Senior is actually a bigamist … that’s if ANNA AND HE ACTUALLY EVER MARRIED.
That is freaking hilarious!
coolguylol: I am totally convinced now because you have typed these characters: “you have no idea wat your talking about.”
Harnessing public outrage over lavish bonuses for bailed-out executives at insurance giant AIG, President Obama said Monday that he will “pursue every single legal avenue to block these bonuses and make the American taxpayers whole. President Obama is also not exactly thrilled with the company. A lot of people are calling for far more transparency in the use of bailout funds – as well they should. Executive bonuses were handed out that added up to about $165 million, which taxpayers are not exactly enthralled with, and neither is Congress, which is why the House Financial Services Committee is holding an AIG hearing real soon.