Oh crap the mummy is up! He has so very many friends, my friends! Let’s see how many times he addresses them, after the jump.
10:08 PM — Friends and friends, my friends.
10:09 PM — Jammakain! Jammakain! He is totally biting Barack’s rhymes re. hope etc. Except he is so mean about his hope. Where is he giving this speech from? An elevator? It looks so wee.
10:12 PM — I have subsumed myself to the cult of American militarism, my friends. Ouch, more swipes at Barack! He is running for president not because he is a self-important peacock but because he is the opposite, which is a humble and decrepit old man.
10:13 PM — Ugh, respect, responsibility, capability…what a downer this guy is.
10:14 PM — Dude, you cannot steal “fired up and ready to go” after crapping all over Barry this whole time! And then, fittingly, he plays a triumphant recessional from the 1950s.
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