Wonkette

Shocking new evidence suggests all those screaming, cooing, crying women with moist panties at the Obama rallies perhaps are feeling something romantic about their beloved Barack. “They say the phenomenon is difficult to describe,” AFP reports from a Maryland rally for Obama, “But once they experience it they tell their friends, sisters, mothers and daughters, and they come back for more if they can.” The phenomenon, of course, is not really that difficult to describe. It’s called “having an orgasm.” [SA/AFP]