Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Obama’s still a union man…Huckabee insists that the fried squirrels were just a phase. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Kennedy Center says Valentine’s Day is back on…Hillary and Obama are already in the Oval Office. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Kwame Brown to be honored whether he shows up or not…John McCain finds a sugar daddy in former Nixon aide Fred Malek. [Examiner]
* In the Know: Gary Condit is back and not answering your questions…Make way for liberty and Robert Byrd…Marcy Kaptur gave Steve Cohen a very special Valentine…Press Secretary Association election results. [The Hill]
* Shenanigans: Vote for who you want to have a beer with…John Dingell wants another go-round…Meghan McCain’s playlist deciphered…Blackberries down! [Politico]
* The Sleuth: As soon as no one was looking, John Kerry dumped his hybrid. [WP]