Wonkette

He’s never quitting. Ron Paul. Is. Never. Quitting. As soon as he’s locked up his congressional primary win in March (natch), he will never quit the race, as long as the money keeps flowing in. In addition, he’s planning a Paultard March on Washington. Everybody SCREAM! You can watch him explain this all in a 14-minute message from some old wood-paneled lair in the Shire, after the jump.

Now would be the time to purchase that bomb shelter, DC residents.

Ron Paul: Going the Distance [YouTube]