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Lemme know when she's on the Playboy cover.

No disrespect to Gov Palin....but I don't know if I would want to be featured as "Americas Hottest Governor" in the same rag that has "Homing in on Halibut" as its secondary cover story....I'm just sayin

and can you let me know what the story about "homing in on halibut" is about please?
thank you

@wyocwby:
damn, beat me to the halibut reference. i should have gone for some pun regarding hotness in a cold place like alaska, but hat seemed to obvious.

A "GILF" unless you are Rick Perry.

When I see GILF, I read "Granny I'd Like to Fuck"...

Let me just say, I've fucked a granny (I'm a fairly young man, myself), and Governor Palin compares favorably.

It's possible she may become America's Hottest Running Mate. Some pundits have suggested McCain choose a woman governor to complement him on the ticket. There are currently 3 female Republican governors: the hottie above, Linda Lingle of Hawaii and Jodie Rell of Connecticut. I don't really know, but I would guess the other two are dogs.

Surely Alaska Magazine can't be trusted to be impartial on this vital issue. Wouldn't Georgia Magazine just a predictably pick balding troll-man Sonny Purdue?

Martin O'Malley fills out a tight T-shirt waaay better than Miss Fairbanks. Fills out a pair of jeans pretty darn well too.

I only read Alaska for the articles.

What happened to Janet Napolitano?!

Who woulda thunk it? I figured the nation's hottest governor would be in Hawaii or California.

@Pupster: Rell is doggish...Lingle wouldn't look too bad after oh say 10-12 beers...

@Pupster: Lingle is pro-choice and Rell signed civil unions into law against protests from her state party leadership.

Palin allowed homosexual partners of state employees to receive benefits, and then vetoed a bill from the legislature to overturn the policy. (Thank you wikipedia!)

I'd winter-forage her anytime.

Like I need Alaska magazine to tell me that. HAWT!

Linda Lingle? My ding-a-ling!

@southerndem: Eat it, Unity08: Obama/Palin.

Hottest. Ticket. Ever.

@Gopherit: She's a Canadian.

Alaska is like Canada's frigid, wingnut-filled outhouse.

Alaska must be a hoot to govern. Zillions in oil revenue, Ted Stevens regularly ships up barges full of moolah from the lower 48, and about 56 people to worry about, most of whom would rather be left alone. Why not elect a governor for her looks?

Gack! I read "Halliburton" instead of "halibut". Talk about conditioned response...

@Gunner: Just like Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm, who used to pop up in those potential VP discussions, and is kinda hot as well.

If you're from the Larry Craig side of the aisle, Charlie Crist is your hottest GILF.

She's no Charlie Crist.
Yeah, I'd hit..
Nope, not gonna use that particular cliché.
I would ride her like a stolen Harley Davidson motorcycle.
But just because I respect her 'n stuff.

gosh darn it, wonkette , you bitch, you're fricking more funnier than The Onion and more truthier.

Jody Rell, my governor:

By the way, I wouldn't hit that. But she's actually a pretty good governor (probably because she replaced skeezy John Roland, douchebag extraordinaire).

If I were in Alaska and saw a copy of that magazine, said copy wouldn't be the last thing I'd grab.

I am of course referring to my turgid erection, assuming I have had the presence of mind to pack my vacuum suction tube prior to packing for my trip to Alaska.

If only IL had elected Topinka instead of Rod, we'd have a contest here.

@Gunner: that's Granholm.

@chitrade: Have you ever seen Topinka? Great lady, BUT, I wouldn't hit that with a rock.

@Stinky Panda: Should that read "Sticky Panda"?

The hallibut homing is a sexual reference that only far northern types talk about openly.

Granholm from Canada is currently serving her time in the Michigan Governor's mansion. Canadian born, California educated surely that mole (on her face)is a metaphor or something.

If we include spouses, how about Mary Pawlenty?

@TJBeck: can you get something that shows a little more leg?
Not on Tim, Mary I mean.

She has nothing on Maggie O'Connell.

@TJBeck: Is that dress velvet? The Costanza special?

rrrrow... She can balance my budget any time.

Seriously... I need someone to balance my checkbook.

@HansDog: Puh-leeze, suburban, Catholic, zombified chipmunks. TEH ROBOT APOCOLIPS.

@josereyes.theroof has never seen somebody eat as many shroo...: Wow. I'm sold.

OK, GILF, leggy governor, played basketball, posed with stuffed wild animals, blah, blah, blah...does she always have that freaky, glazed look in her eyes? She's starting to look like Stepford Nanook of the North.

oh my no...she looks like she may have been a man before a few surgeries

We have such low standards when it comes to our politicians. I'd take a Carla Bruni any day, or fuck it, even a Segolene Royal. France has got it goin' ON! I would hatefuck Condi, but the last Dick she touched has a baboon heart and shoots his friends in the face. Though I must say, she does wear some nice boots.

Is there a centerfold in that mag? Does she wax or sport a little tundra?

@Baiowulf: Condi (aka Condyloma Accuminata) isn't worthy of a hatefuck. Her Klingon head would explode.

@jagorev: Waxed, or does she have a little tundra?

@bitchincamaro: Three words: Palin. Granholm. Sandwich.

@Baiowulf: This is America. We're a fat, stupid, ugly nation. If a famous politician doesn't have an extra few limbs or some neck gills, we say "HAWT!!!!"

@Ken Layne: Sag but true.

I'll hit it, but Alaska politely first.

OK, she is the governor of my state and I have followed her career for a long time. I can tell you that many of us up here are getting tired of the beauty queen crap, and especially the hair bun. She is very popular, but much is due to who she replaced...King Frank Murkowski, who had one of the lowest approval rating of any governor ever. She's a bit like McCain, can piss off the party regulars a lot. That is appreciated in Alaska. But past that, she is strongly pro-life, against same sex marriage and benefits, doesn't like evolution taught in public schools, and is a strong supporter and has expanded aerial wolf predator control (something the residents up here have voted twice against). And when she talks it like something from rural Praire Home Companion. Lot's of talk in AK about her VP possibilities. Pair her up with McCain and it will look like grandpa taking out his favorite grandchild.

The "Homing in on Halibut" story is much more interesting.

@jfruh:
Of course Alaska magazine didn't unilaterally name her America's hottest governor. I read that issue, and they were actually just quoting Wonkette. Really.

The halibut article was boring, though. It's about halibut sport fishing charter guides. I used to fish halibut commercially, and all the sport fishing charters are ruining the fishery.

@ak-lib-inseaofGOP: aerial wolf predator control? they have flying wolves in alaska?

She kind of looks like Paula Prentiss, a forgotten actress of the 1960s. But if she is another one of those fetus-fondlers, that's a deal breaker right there. And some people are sentimental about wolves being shot from helicopters, I bet. Still, easier on the eyes than Walnuts. A troubling thought to think of them teamed up.

@jfruh: There ain't no Georgia magazine, and no, they wouldn't. The press in Georgia hates Sonny (to be fair, he hated them first). Unfortunately, all you need to do to get re-elected in Georgia is not bother anybody and get the churches on your side. Ol' Prayin' for Rain had that covered.

@Stinky Panda: @ak-lib-inseaofGOP: I only read Alaska for the halibut.

@dcjdjay:

Our Martin IS a fine looking man. Decent musician,too. Oh, and he carried a live turtle at a signing ceremony, too. Governor, is that a terrapin in your pocket or or you really glad to see me?

It bothers me how Wonkette has gone all straight Y-chromosome here lately. Equal opportunity lusting, please!

Isn't this like being valedictorian at summer school?

Wouldn't mind opening her wildlife refuge for some drilling.

@ak-lib-inseaofGOP: I suddenly don't think she's so hot anymore.

@monkeyrotica: Hey-O!

Next month's cover story is "Hottest Halibut."

yeah, Palin is doable and all but she is no Prime Minister of Ukraine

@kindofabigdeal:

Weird. I only use the halibut to clean up the masturbatory mess.

As an Alaskan resident, and someone who has peed in the stall next to Mrs. Palin (Tony Knowles, Andrew Halcro, Palin debate at East High School), I can assure you that while her looks are quite fetching, her stream is very modest and weak.

Arizona loses:

@Ptarmigan:

You would have been my hero if you asked her through the stall, "Are you going to waste that?"

PTARMIGAN - I too was at that debate! Poor Palin. I actually felt sorry for her, she was horrible. Good thing she ain't ugly.

@Sentio: OMG, she was horrible wasn't she? Halcro kicked her ass. She came off sounding so illiterate and uninformed. Although, she was wearing her signature red power suit, and that some how made all of her flaws fade away. Homegirl was lookin good!

Sarah Palin is A HOT MESS
This inept governor Sarah Palin has secured a high approval for terrorizing and taxing business, growing government and giving every special intrest group just what they want or more. Most Alaskans are unaware that she is not a conservative. Sarah has created an atmosphere of hate and discontent in the state of Alaska. She just resently tried to oust the Chairman of the Republican Party of Alaska. We have a few years -unless she resigns! She came in as a fresh face with NO experience or creditability and we are reaping the fallout of that misjudgment. Sarah Palin should never be considered for any political position ever. Her family needs her, Alaska does not. She is a disaster!