George Bush Saves World With CPAC Speech!

This morning at the frightening CPAC conference, our favorite President George W. Bush destroyed the Democrats:

"They tend to think Washington has the answers to our problems," he went on. "They tend to believe our country only succeeds under the expansive federal government. They tend to be suspicious of America's exercise of global leadership -- unless, of course, we get a permission slip from international organizations."

Those damn liberals -- first they want to take over the Washingtons, then they want to find "answers to our problems"! Vote Republican, and we'll blow up the Capitol and create a free market over the splayed limbs of Russ Feingold. [ NYT ]