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MITT ROMNEY

February 8, 2008

Now That John McCain Is Our President, Who Will Be His Veep?

by Sara K. Smith  

Our money's on the squirrelHistory tells us the careful selection of a vice president has always been a make-or-break element of presidential campaigns. Who can forget George H.W. Bush tapping an illiterate youngster to be a heartbeat away from the presidency, Bill Clinton’s daring twinsies routine with fellow Southerner Al Gore, or William Howard Taft’s bold partnership with a stuffed ferret in the historic election of 1908? Now, as the nation stands poised to elect its first 110-year-old president, who will be John McCain’s running mate? (Belated thanks to reader Sanduo for the picture.)

Let’s see what the experts say!

  • Jeb Bush, in order to ensure a Bush or a Clinton in the White House for the next thousand years?
  • Mike Huckabee, so that when McCain dies in a few months we’ll have a gloriously young and virile evolution skeptic leading us into the 21st century?
  • Mitt Romney, in order to capture the all-important android plutocrat demographic?
  • Al Gore’s lucky charm, Joe Lieberman?

Nope, nope, a thousand times nope. According to the publisher of the American Spectator, it’s going to be Mark Sanford, the governor of South Carolina. Thanks for playing!

McCain May Be Bush’s Ticket [Washington Post]
Norris says McCain is too old to be president [AP via MSNCB]
McCain-Romney ticket 2008 [National Post]
McCain Coy on Lieberman Speculation [WSJ]
How McCain Can Convince the Right [WSJ]

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