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HILLARY CLINTON  5:28 pm February 7, 2008

Chelsea Clinton Can’t Bring In Old, Young Vote

by Jim Newell

While Hillary Clinton’s youth and virility make the college kids swoon during campus visits, grumpy, senile daughter Chelsea Clinton — the oldest person on earth — doesn’t possess her mom’s hippie prowess. We have empirical evidence! A Wonkette “student” operative found Chelsea on the University of Nebraska campus today. “I think she was lost,” the operative — who is a total stitch — says. Check out how she invigorated that very youthful demographic:


Where are her Clinton “politicking” skills? Hate to say it, but this dynasty might end after only one generation!

Hola wonkerados.

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