‘Moneybags’ Barack Obama Raises $7 Million In Bags of Post-Tuesday Money!

Everyone’s favorite Sunni, Barack Obama, has raised $7.2 million since Tuesday night, after his impressive tie with Hillary Clinton in various states and island nations. Hillary, meanwhile, is loaning money to herself, so Barry should taunt that hussy and her complete lack of money, forever. [AP/Breitbart]

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