We Will Do What It Takes To Ruin Everything

  • Election without end, forever and ever, amen. [New York Times]
  • Huckabee and Romney are now united in one noble cause: stop the old man with the funny arms. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Defense Secretary Gates to NATO allies in Afghanistan: Thanks, but you people aren’t dying enough. [Washington Post]
  • Hillary Clinton has a special appeal for ladies, because she is a lady, and for Latinos, because she is a secret Mexican. [LA Times]
  • The U.S. is helping Pakistan train an elite ninja squad to control “unruly tribal areas.” [AP via IHT]
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