Hillary Can't Feed Her Own Campaign!

Hillary, it seems, is the most broke human on the planet, according to campaign spokesman Howard Wolfson:

"Late last month Senator Clinton loaned her campaign $5 million.The loan illustrates Sen. Clinton's commitment to this effort and to ensuring that our campaign has the resources it needs to compete and win across this nation. We have had one of our best fundraising efforts ever on the web stoday and our Super Tuesday victories will only help in bringing more support for her candidacy."

Hillary, Hillary. Didn't your parents ever tell you? You have to marry UP to go places in this world. [ Ben Smith ]