Obama Girl Is Biggest Fraud Since Theory of Evolution

You know that attractive lady, the Obama Girl ? Well, like most attractive ladies, she is a complete liar. Obama Girl, nee "Obama Girl," is a registered voter in New Jersey -- where she most certainly didn't vote for anything yesterday. According to Obama Girl, she was at an "election-watching party in Greenwich Village," a famous gay community in New York City, and couldn't get back to her Jersey hellhole in time to vote. Watch out for the pretty ones, Barry -- they'll break your heart every time. [ City Room ]