Mike Huckabee, elected permanent dictator of three Southern states, has already spoken. Now Mitt Romney is talking about how screwed we are. What more delights await?
10:39: The Washington, it is broken. Romney’s supporters are trying to chant along “They haven’t,” and it is the whitest chant ever.
10:39: Ann Romney looks like she is smelling something terrible.
10:40: Well, that was fast. We have learned that America is the hope of the earth, and there are a whole bunch of things “they haven’t” done in Washington.
10:41: Annddd…Georgia to Huckabee, beating McCain by a hair. That Huckabee is going to be the best Vice President ever.
10:42: Oh fuck it’s that Barbour guy again, hounding your editor from station to station and trying to lull her to sleep. Back off, mesmerizing Southerner!
10:44: Barbour doesn’t like people staying in the race as long as people are voting for them. That’s just not the American way!
10:44: Wait, the Republicans do NOT have a wigwam? Has anybody told Mike Duncan?
10:47: Chris Matthews talks about Republican pundits “supporting orally” certain candidates over others.
10:49: Millerman, you’ve got to focus. There is a goddamn TORNADO in Tennessee and you are wondering if the editor is hot.
10:50: Hills in another lucky yellow jacket. It appears to work for her. It’s got a nice slightly 70s Diane Keaton vibe, if Diane Keaton could tear your balls off with her mind.
10:52: Ah, people on the late shift with the crying baby. Babies are such a pain in the ass to work with, always crying.
10:53: Don’t forget about American Samoa! Never forget!
10:53: Our thoughts and prayers go out to the dead people in Arkansas and Tennesee, as long as they voted before they perished.
10:54: Cannot…take eyes…off Hillary supporter wearing a scarf of little furry spheres.
10:55: Can we just strangle the “green-collar jobs” in their cribs? What a horrible term.
10:56: So weird when the speaker talks about something objectionable and people boo in support.
10:56: “I won’t let anyone Swift Boat this country’s future. Only my candidacy and the Democratic party!”
10:59: California polls closing…Idaho polls closing…eyes closing…Oh wait not for another hour? Fuckety fuck.
10:50: Thanks to Dorothy Rodham, the most beleaguered mother in America.
11:00: Looking at an empty armchair is more entertaining than watching Hillary Clinton give a speech.