He’s saying some loser shit. A loser liveblog, after the loser jump.
10:08 — It’s a two-man race: me, and heathens.
10:10 — When I’m president, the IRS and the Fair Tax will be gone, because I did not abandon those ideas when I became a major national candidate.
10:11 — I will “undergird” your “children.” One of those is a real word, and both involve molestation.
10:12 — Before I forget: fuck Mexico, and its humans.
10:12 — The conservatives, have a choice, and a voice, and it’s Ronald Reagan.
10:13 — Describes himself as an “old Razorback.” Several times. With “bulldog fever.” So he doesn’t shave his back, but he’s drinking a bulldog milkshake.
10:13 — This is a national candidate for president, Mike Huckabee.
10:14 — This is our election, not theirs. “This is our presidency, not theirs.” The pundits, he means. He is robbing the presidency from the pundits.
10:14 — Is Ron Paul more or less sane than this guy?
10:14 — Elections tear apart our party. But our ultimate purpose is to rape bulldogs, not shave our backs, abolish the IRS, and KILL THE JEWS MITTARY CLINTON.
10:16 — Huckabee “never thought I’d see a president within eyesight” when he was young. Has he?
10:17 — 44th Governor of Arkansas, 44th President of the United States. Do the math — he can’t be wrong.
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