REPUBLICANS  4:51 pm February 5, 2008

IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ‘WALNUTS!’, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

by Jim Newell

Here’s why we call John McCain, “that squirrel of a politician,” WALNUTS! Since one of America’s two major parties is inexplicably about to nominate him for president, we figured it was a good opportunity for some important re-education. It’s just this stupid YouTube video, and maybe something else. These cheeks will DESTROY THE PRESIDENCY, times infinity! [YouTube]

 

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