IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ‘WALNUTS!’, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

 

Here’s why we call John McCain, “that squirrel of a politician,” WALNUTS! Since one of America’s two major parties is inexplicably about to nominate him for president, we figured it was a good opportunity for some important re-education. It’s just this stupid YouTube video, and maybe something else. These cheeks will DESTROY THE PRESIDENCY, times infinity! [YouTube]

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Jim Newell is Wonkette's beloved Capitol Hill Typing Demon. He joined Wonkette.com in 2007, left for some other dumb job in 2010, and proudly returned in 2012 as our "Senior Editor at Large." He lives in Washington and also writes for things such as The Guardian, the Manchester paper of liberals.

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