Blondie vs. Brownie: A Nation Decides

 

I'd like mine with WALNUTS!
Wonkette tipster Matt Spiegler spotted this at a polling station in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, where a bake sale was also being held. Never before has a bake sale sign so trenchantly captured the struggle at the core of our “national conversation.”

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