Bob Dole Does Not Approve Of These Attacks

Bob Dole, the kindly old gent who once ran for president and brought the nation the gift of erectile dysfunction, told Rush Limbaugh yesterday to quit bagging on John McCain. The 110-year-old former Senator took up quill and parchment and penned a stern rebuke. "I have not seen you in a long time but I do hear you frequently," Dole's letter begins.

Limbaugh has been attacking McCain for being a godless Mexican-loving gay liberal who has "stabbed his own party in the back, I can't tell you how many times." (Limbaugh, a former Oxycontin addict , tragically lost the ability to count sometime back in the '90s.) However, McCain supporters argue that it is precisely his hedonist lifestyle that will make him more appealing to the decadent American mainstream.

 Dole scolds Limbaugh [Politico]