Romney Will Be King Of California And Nowhere Else

According to John Zogby's latest poll, Republican Senator John "Walnuts!" McCain is leading pretty much everywhere except in the great state of California, where conservatives want a leader with executive experience and magic underoos.

As for the Democrats, everything is fucked forever, hooray! Clinton's ahead in New Jersey, Obama's ahead by a hair in Missouri, California's a tossup...expect a strong last-minute showing by Mike Gravel, who will be crowned the Jackalope King sometime in 2009. [ Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby ]