Wonkette

*BORDER PATROL HEROES SAVE AMERICA FROM HIBERNO-FASCISM!* Proving Tom Tancredo right, a terrorist almost managed to sneak across our porous Mexican border Monday night, except that he was captured and deported by the Border Patrol. Also, he was Irish. Arthur Treacher’s franchisees across the nation breathed a sigh of relief at the foiling of this red-headed menace!