Wonkette

• We respond to the Federal No Ass-Fucking Amendment the only way we know how: The Donald Capoccia Honorary Homo Award for Gayest-Seeming Bushie. [FNAFA: Gays Feel Fucked by Bush]
• Speaking of: Remember when everyone thought Rick Perry was gay? Those were the days… [GovSex: Touching It with a Ten-Foot Pole]
• Also fondly remembered: John Kerry running for president. Apparently, his website was “riddled with obscenities.” Maybe there should have been more… [Drudge: What's Below "Bottom-of-the-Barrel"?]
• Then: “Voting is for Old People.” Now: “Social Security is for Old People.” [T-ShirtGate: Urban Outfitters Caves]
• Janet Jackson’s tits and their 15 minutes of fame. [TittyGate: The Saga Continues]
• And, of course, before the NFL stopped people from putting “gay” on jerseys, BC04 stopped them from putting it signs. The Sloganator was born, then it died. But it lives on. [W: All Things to All People]