U.S. Military Prepares Air Strike On America
Remember that "size of a bus" spy satellite that is now plummeting out of control and will pretty soon smash into Earth, possibly killing off the dinosaurs? The Pentagon now says that the monstrous hunk of space garbage is probably going to hitAmerica -- possibly Mexico or Canada, but the government's karmic probability models say the USA "deserves" it. [ The Register / K.C. Star ]
