Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Al-Jazeera has trouble getting an interview at the SOTU… Rep. Mike Arcuri’s office needs to work on their jokes… “State of the State of the Union.” [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Obama’s camps swear he didn’t snub Hillary, he’s just ever so slightly awkward… Dirk Kempthorne was the chosen one… Bush is open minded?… Hayden Panettiere wraps up her whale-saving efforts in D.C. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Charlie Rangel just wants to be liked. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Kissing Bush isn’t always a great idea. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Rep. Chris Shays explains himself. [WP]