THE CORPORATES WIN, FREE DEATH FOR ALL

John Edwards will end his 49th run for president Wednesday after failing to capitalize on his angry hobo-under-the-bridge message. He will make his announcement at 1 p.m. EST from New Orleans, where he will probably tell us to go fuck ourselves for being apathetic to Insurance Companies, his campaign's central theme. It is not clear whether he will endorse either candidate. [ AP/Breitbart ]