Obamarama
* "It's heartbreaking to consider it took a crime of the magnitude of the Jacks case for the city to get serious about overhauling its child welfare agency." [ DCist ]
* "I am proud to announce that my alma mater, American University, has equaled the accomplishments of Harvard, Brown, and Columbia in one important regard." [ why.i.hate.dc ]
* "So, I finally got the website up and running." [ Eavesdrop DC ]
* "I had quite a few stripper friends at JP's and of course I go there because I enjoy the great gourmet food they serve, I don't pay attention to the girls with hot nude bodies with their boobies hanging out." [ Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie ]
* "I figured, this was just another stump speech, just another appearance. I was wrong. The line was already four blocks long." [ Metroblogging DC ]