Wonkette

In last week’s Florida GOP debate, they asked Rudy about those dastardly words the New York Times offered him in their McCain endorsement. Rudy, with only one not-entirely-bullshit card to play, was proud — the New York Times, see, is for gays and Clintons and crippled hobbits. Now he’s actually running with that idea — that liberal newspapers are in gay-love with John McCain. And if a=b=c and you carry the zero and pigs fly, that means conservatives must automatically like Rudy Giuliani! There’s no 9/11 in this ad, but the new flavor of suffocating strategy — that he is the best because he has no endorsements — might… make the kids like him more?