Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Miss a train, get a jet… Law and Order takes it to the men’s room… One spicy fundraiser… Heal the cheerleader, save the whales? [Roll Call]
* Yeas and Nays: Paris Hilton is doing politics… Mitt Romney wants Florida voters to vote for him whenever… Alfalfans like Katie Couric. [Examiner]
* The Sleuth: Bill, Hill and Tom DeLay. [WP]
* Rush & Molloy: Michael Moore is looking forward to Fred Thompson’s free time. [NYDN]
* Washington Whispers: John McCain proves himself young… The CIA ordered to keep their eyes on the ball… David Petraeus looks to Hawaii… Republican game plans are coming into focus. [USN&WR]