Wonkette

Uh oh, Barry “Clean as an Articulate Whistle” Obama might be in some deep trouble now: Chicago “slum landlord” Tony Rezko, who Hillary said was Barry’s best friend during last week’s debate, has been arrested. Apparently he and Barry were running some kind of global drug circus through the Panama Canal and cocaine and heroin and Jesse Jackson and stuff! That’s what an “alleged bond violation” means, right? Just trying to predict the Clinton spin. [Chicago Tribune]