Wonkette

First, welcome Reliable Source readers, we hope you don’t mind swear words.Second, the “town” field of the Sloganator now censors the same words that the “text” field does — but readers suggest separating letters with a space if you cannot live without a poster reading “F U C K Bush-Cheney ‘04.”

Third, underfed Indian children are working nonstop to collate the literally tens of slogans you have sent in. We’ll have to put a stop to this at some point: You wouldn’t want little Natraj to lose his other index finger, would you?

Fourth, hasn’t Kerry done something stupid lately? We’re working overtime on coming up with some Kerry mocking. Or, rather, little Natraj is.

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