Bill Clinton Lies To 5-Year-Olds, Too

Bill Clinton was just doing his normal snarling elect Hillary or die speech in South Carolina yesterday when an adorable 5-year-old child asked the famous adulterer about holy matrimony.

“What do you do when you get married?” the innocent moppet asked the ex-president. Everybody just started laughing, because what’s he going to do, start explaining how mommy sleeps in one bed and daddy stays up all night getting sucked off by a fat girl in the Oval Office? [Political Ticker]

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