Barry's New Attack Dog is a Pug

• U.S. will start handling disasters differently, maybe even by handling them. [ New York Times ]

• Bernanke saves Asian economies! [ Washington Post ]

• Obama suggests that our economic policy could be structured differently because clearly he has a case of the crazy. [ Washington Post ]

• John Kerry will help Obama fend off attacks because he's so good at it himself. [ Washington Times ]

• The NRCC is looking out for George's feelings during his legacy year. [ The Hill ]

• Black ladies in Congress pick a white lady over Barry. [ Politico ]