Wonkette

Rudy has only ever campaigned in Florida, and now he’s in fourth place there, according to a new American Research Group poll. He’s losing everywhere and to everyone, and he can’t stop doing this. But there is some silver lining.Here’s my thinking: If 9/11 happened again tomorrow, the very same event but anew, and he did the same whatever-he-did as mayor of New York City again, and the nation sobbed and feared for years about 9/11 Part Two, and wars were declared on various countries because we were so pissed about 9/11 Part Two, Rudy might be able to pull a third in Florida.

But as our brilliant tipster notes, it’s “looking more and more like September 12.”

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