Wonkette

According to Political Derby’s new power rankings, Ron Paul is ahead of Rudy now. Lemme say it better: Ron Paul has a better chance of getting to the White House than Mayor Rudolph 9iu11ani.This is fantastic, because Rudy’s failures are legend, and Ron Paul is a blasphemous hobbit, and neither of them will ever win anything ever. Jesus, what were these Rudy managers thinking with this Florida strategy: (Dick around while other people are winning important states) + (Old Retired Jew Vote) = President? At least Bernie Kerik will get to hide his shame in a secret jail.

2008 Power Rankings: January 22nd [Political Derby]