Man Had Sex, Drugs, And Other AWFUL Things With Obama, Of Course

Barack Obama had... some kind of sex... with this man! With the drugs and the blackness and all of those things that happen. As he says, um, they -- [curve that cue card up to the right, thanks] -- got in a limo and did some heroi -- [oh, coke it was, scratch the heroin line and let's go with coke] -- did some cocaine and then had all sorts of gay blowjobs together [will I be more believable if I shave? Meh, let's run with this]. [ Youtube ]