Oprah Winfrey: Race Gender Traitor!

Oprah Winfrey’s endorsement of Barack Obama was supposed to create a permanent coalition between white women who watch daytime teevee and half-Kenyan Harvard Law Review editors. Instead, Oprah’s nutty fans have switched from the television to the Internet, where they’re all leaving terrible messages on Oprah’s own official website message board.

“For the first time in history we actually have a shot at putting a woman in the White House and Oprah backs the black MAN,” some angry lady commented. “She’s choosing her race over her gender.”

The Times of London broke the stunning race and/or gender traitor story on Sunday, even though the comments in question were actually left on Oprah’s website on Thanksgiving weekend. What?

But the Oprah-Traitor story will not die on the Oprah message boards. After all, she’s a traitor! Just look:

836. Re: OPRAH IS A TRAITOR!!!!!!!!! OPRAH STICK TO YOUR OPINION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Jan 21, 2008 12:59 PM

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Oprah, You are completely right… ‘HILLARIOUS’ is NOT the right candidate to be the first woman President !

While I really would like to see the first female President elected in this country, Hillary (boo hoo) is NOT acceptable !!!!!!!!

She represents the greatest danger to our safety and well being on any horizon… and will NOT be respected by any of the terroists groups that would love to totally destroy the safety and prosperity we enjoy in this country.

Hillary had to MOVE to NY inorder to get into the political arena as a Senator… why ????

Don’t waiver one inch Oprah !!!!

Fuck yeah!

Anyway, the more important angle is that Winfrey couldn’t help Barry anyway. Why not? Experts say it’s because people who sit at home watching daytime teevee don’t even know how to vote. Once a candidate is something you pick up at Wal-Mart, with an Oprah sticker on his or her head, maybe Oprah’s viewers will finally pick a president for the rest of us, the end.

Women turn on ‘traitor’ Oprah Winfrey for backing Barack Obama [The Sunday Times]

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