Wonkette
This week, John Paul Stevens, Jeri Thompson, Chris Wallace and Tucker Carlson were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.
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- I just (1/17) saw Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens at the oral surgeon’s office. Exciting, I know. I think I gained about 500
dork points for a) knowing who he was, and b) caring. But, hey, it must mean that my oral surgeon is good, no? - Potential First Hottie (as if) Jeri Thompson and FAUX News “journalist” Chris Wallace flying in First Class from Charlotte NC to Washington DC (Reagan National) on January 11th, Chris sitting in the row behind Jeri. In a brief conversation with Mr Wallace Jeri said, of husband and future Leader of the Free World (as if:part deux), Fred, that he is “a big nerd”. Ms Thompson looked her usual well put together self.
- I saw an annoyed-looking Tucker Carlson talking to a valet outside The Palm in Dupont. He was sans bow tie, but his hair was quite fluffy.
Comments
I saw Jeri Ryan recently. Everywhere. Then I woke up.
Hang in there, JP!
John Stephens Naked, Spotted
Tucker was annoyed because he couldn't find his friends to rough up the fluffer who did his hair, and kept his bow tie for spite.
@Jamie Sommers: Cheers to that. He only needs lifesupport for about twelve more months or so. (Was that insensitive of me?)
@Jamie Sommers: No shit. I want to light a santeria candle every night to keep him going through February 2009 at a minimum.
@Jamie Sommers: He still sounds as animated as any of them and moreso than most. Go JP!! Stick it to those fucking nazis you have to work with.
@ragingmonk: Not at all. See below.
@SanFranLefty: Go for it. I'm willing to Weekend at Bernie's his ass if necessary.
Thanks Wonkette for that mental image. I was going to go out and eat, maybe I'll just skip that and get drunk instead.
@Jamie Sommers: Hahahahahaha.
Fucking Tucker Carlson ALWAYS looks annoyed.
To valet: "But I don't have to tip you. No. No, I don't. I decide if you deserve a tip or not. What if I didn't like the way you turned the corner out of the garage to bring me my car? There are free-market solutions to everything. If you don't like not being tipped, go find a higher-paying job."
Next day Tucker finds his car keyed down the right side.
Who'd want to see him naked?
That clown Tucker.
"Get my car, you dog food eating lefty."
Have you noticed, the whole ringwing is looking annoyed these daze? Must be something in their water supply.
@Zhubajie:
I would - if we were in hell and I had a pitch fork in my hands.
"Tucker Carlson ALWAYS looks annoyed."
He has had those 'frown lines' permanently tattooed on his forehead.
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