Fred Thompson Doesn't Care About Black People

Grampa Fred Thompson might look like a harmless geriatric with under-eye bags you could smuggle a goat in, but it turns out he's just another sinister millionaire creep who hates AIDS babies in Africa. "With people dying of cancer, and heart disease, and children dying of leukemia still, I got to tell you -- we've got a lot of problems here," he told a reporter who asked him if he supported Bush's global AIDS initiative. Then he chortled loudly as he picked his teeth with the bones of orphans who died of an easily preventable disease instead of something respectable, like lymphoma. [ Washington Post ]