Hillary, Mittens Lead Big Vegas Polls

mittkitchen.jpgIn a new poll, The Clintons lead Barry 41% to 32%, even though the Mexican dishwashers union likes Barry. John Edwards, who had been in a statistical tie with the two viable candidates, now only polls at 14%. (That’s what he gets for cheating on his wife, I suppose.) Among Republicans, Mittens leads McCain 34% to 19%, blah blah yeah. But Rudy, who had topped the previous R-J poll, now polls in sixth place.

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