Wonkette

Everybody loves teevee’s Carl Cameron, but is the Fox News star working for the American god, Jesus, or was he hatched from the festering anus of the Great Deceiver, whose name is called Beelzebub? That’s the question millions are asking after watching this terrible YouTube clip from the South Carolina GOP debate last week. Cameron was making fun of Ron Paul, as usual, when something weird tried to slither out of the broadcaster’s own mouth. As Cameron slurps the hellish tentacle back down his throat, you can hear the monstrosity saying “our way” or “their way” or, more ominously, “the’er-do’laute.” And we all know what that means.