Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Wolves aren’t that cute…John Boehner doesn’t like the fancy food at the House cafeterias…Ron Paul supporters have got your number…Rep. Doris Matsui takes Ben Affleck to school…Congress is still passing. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Stephen Colbert in the National Portrait Gallery, for now. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Karl Rove is still scheming. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Henry Waxman cuts it short. [Politico]
* Rush & Molloy: President Bush pimps it up for King Abdullah. [NYDN]