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We’ve received several queries from readers about the elegibilty guidelines for The Donald Capoccia Honorary Homo Award for Gayest-Seeming Bushie. We left it somewhat vague — “in or near the Bush administration” — in order to maximize the number of candidates, but we have to draw the line somewhere. In other words: You may not nominate John Derbyshire. Or any other contributor to National Review’s The Corner. It would be a sweep, and that’s just not fair.Oh, but it’s tempting, isn’t it? Especially now that even their readers are a little suspicious: “Is it all about John Kerry and gay marriage with you people?”

Of course not. Sometimes it’s about sodomy.

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