Wonkette

Why 236,723 Democrats would come out to vote in a delegate-less primary for no one lends new weight to the concept of “mindfuck,” but one can interpret it (and we know that Matthews boy probably will!) as votes against The Clintons. Hillary’s crybaby face, which likely stayed on the ballot to fake a win, forced 40% of Michigan’s Democratic primary voters to leave their homes and play with a error-laden Diebold machine when they could’ve been doing anything else. It’s still too close for us to call. [CNN]