Riding the Train to Hell

Some people laughed when a group of dirty hippies announced their intention to bring New York’s infamous pants-free protest to the more dour environs of the D.C. Metrorail system. Say what you want about “attractive for DC,” but these completely normal people followed through on protesting the drabness that it D.C. by stripping down and riding around, and that takes some stones (metaphorical and otherwise) They even got cursed to aytch-eeh-double-hockey-sticks by an old lady. Also, someone has quite the impressive bulge despite the temperature, but you’ll have to watch to see for yourself.