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walnutsmichigan.jpgYou know how every newspaper in the world (of New Hampshire) endorsed WALNUTS! and then he bragged about it in an ad? Well apparently in Michigan — where he’s in a tight battle for the republic with Mittens — its particular flavor of dying print journalism also loves the crazy old man. McCain brags about this, too, in a new ad that is the exact same thing as the New Hampshire ad, just with different words.

Here’s the Michigan ad, Straight Talk Express pulling up and all:

Aaaand here’s that same goddamn Straight Talk Express pulling up at the same goddamn stop, only now to the tune of the Keene Sentinel:

Torture him!

[John McCain]


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