George W. Bush Is A Battered Spouse

 
 Admit it: You see your president on the teevee, and you want to hit something -- him, actually. You would like to hit him with a frying pan, perhaps, or a comical ACME anvil. Now, imagine having to share a house with George.

According to journalistic newspaper sources, George's long-suffering wife Laura is basically beating the hell out of him all the time, and his face just a big scratched-up bruise. No wonder he ran off to Israel or Kuwait or wherever!

 First Lady Laura's Bloody Fight With Boozing Bush [GLOBE/ Eschaton]