Wonkette

* Reliable Source: Be prepared for No Pants Metro Ride, D.C. police are…Mary Cheney off of maternity leave…Tina Brown to bring you The Clinton Chronicles. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Moveon.org gains credibility by hiring former editor of The Onion…Obama and McCain bring the fear…Kate Beale makes the men swoon for Hillary…Mitt Romney missed out on a tie and maybe even a win. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Dennis Kucinich gets a bus of Ron Paul proportions…Karl Lagerfield for Hillary Clinton…Let’s talk about the politics of sex. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Michael Bloomberg is still threatening to run. [WP]